It was a cold and damp night, I was strolling down the road in my neighborhood. I then noticed how silent it had gotten, a shiver racked down my spinal cord. My eyes were nervously darting around until I saw something... they rested on a hollow black silhouette three feet away...
IT WAS COMING TOWARD ME
IT WAS LICKING BLOOD OUT OFF ITS EYES AND WAS SLINGING A DANGEROUS HOOKER OH GOD THE HASH BROWNS THE HASH OH GOD
HE SCREECHED A CHINESE SONG SO BEAUTIFUL OH NO OH GOD NO HE SWISHED HIS FAIRY DUST THE SOUND OF THE HYPER DEVIL FLICKED IN MY SAUCE "HELP ME SOMEPONY!!" I WAS A TREE OH HELP SOMEONE I CAN FEEL MY HANDS FLIPPING HIM OFF
HE FINALLY REACHED ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T BOTHER TO RUN
I SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT THE SCHOOL BUSES FLEW AWAY OH HELP GOD
HE STUCK HIS HANDS INTO MY PANTS AND KILLED ME - I blacked out because I was dead
Before I blacked out though... the light at the end of the tunnel...
The light...
It was HYPER-REALISTIC...
{{by-cpwuser|Jonsey.}}